Catsploitation: Spesh goes down...on a pussy.

Mr. Junior Spesh was in the area and crashed at our flat for a few days. He's a handsome feline and made the perfect addition to Cat Corner.


(We have a Cat Corner but no actual cats, you see.)

Things were going well. We fed him and played with him loads, and he may or may not have eaten a mouse from a mousetrap too, but that wasn't enough. Being all man, Spesh began to display signs of sexual frustration. He would miaow vociferously and beg to be touched in Spesh-al areas. In the hopes of allaying his agitation, we presented our guest with a dummy pussy - namely a TV show prop of a gilded life-size cast of a female genitalia.

After a hesitant approach Spesh got down to business, displaying serious prowess with his paws.




He also seemed to enjoy being watched.

Upon witnessing such talent, we decided to collaborate with Spesh on the first ever (to our knowledge) Catsploitation film, the exclusive outtakes of which you are seeing above. A new genre of cat porn is born!