This is Morris Moriarty...

We know Morris has made an appearance on Cat Party before, but we thought we should properly introduce him. Weighing in at a hefty 3.5kg for his petite frame, this apricot chubber is a pretty cool dude. He hails from Canning Town, where he was found living under a shed with his mum, Celia. Since being rescued, he quickly became accustomed to the joys of home living, ie. the sofa. He can generally be found chewing cardboard boxes, stealing pizza from his owners, annoying and subsequently getting slapped up by his mum (who we think may suffer from schizophrenia, but that's another story for another post), walking around aimlessly muttering to himself, and biting his own tail. He has a penchant for decorating the kitchen early in the morning with half-eaten worm carcasses, and is also really crap at covering up his poo. He's not the sharpest tool in the box, but despite his flaws, Morris is pretty much the ultimate furry companion.